Messy Girls!
I'd like you to meet a friend of mine
a friend who's been with us every festival, every stock take, every high and low of Sexy Bookshop life:
My messy friend is one of Charles Gatewood's Messy Girls. 
Messy Girls, by Charles Gatewood And the one copy we have in stock is the very same copy that arrived with our first stock order 4 years ago. And I don't get it - all that frolicking with the messy stuff - what's not to like? But I've tried everything: * It's been displayed prominently at every fair and expo we've been to * I've included lots of photo's on the website (in case it was unclear, just how much fun these women are having). * I've paraded it in front of every lesbian and straight man and woman I can find, * And if that isn't enough, I've reduced the cover price, at times to crazy low levels;
but still, Messy Girls remains, composed and dignified on our shelves waiting, waiting ... unaware that she's now out of print and fast becoming a collectors item. 
This is their last opportunity of finding a home before they slide off our shelves and retire for all time to my personal reading collection. *** In the coming weeks I'm going to introduce you to a man named Don. Don is a guy who knows about relationship and sexuality stuff; and in my opinion, his knowledge and understanding of human health and happiness is second to none. (A big statement I know, but stay tuned and you'll see what I mean). If you have questions about ANYTHING, email Don (@tsbookshop) - maybe sign them with a first name, or your intitials, and the region you live in. Don't be shy - we look forward to hearing from you! Until next time Happy reading and kind loving, ShopGirl. XX
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